Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: Which sign?
Johnny: The one that says “school ahead, go slow.”
Joke of the week 18. August 2009
I thought about the new category “joke of the week” where you (especially my year 9 and 10 students) will find a new joke or nice phrase every week.
If there are any words you don’t know you can look them up at dict.leo.org.
Let’s start with this one:
Fred comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks: “What did you learn in school today?”
Fred answers: “Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.”
